The Emperor’s new clothes

Today was the big reveal of the new kit , Cormac couldn’t come as his jersey wouldn’t cover even his arm , I did think a medium was risky for him . Kenny had been warned but insisted there was no way he could be seen in a XL never mind an XXL . Emma might...

Faffing about on a 2 Banana Spin

Further to Tuesdays appearance “T” arrived on her new bike which required more faffing. It looked like the pit lane at Brands Hatch as The Doc , Mr Power and Paul M attached various bits of plastic mudguards . These of course to stop the new bike getting...

The Prodigal Son Returns

Having  saved Germany from itself  Cormac finally made it out today , he claimed to be in poor form but was noted at the front on most occasions. Meanwhile in the groupetto Robbie was secret training for “The Rock” , apparently his camelback was filled...

The Old Jet Lag Excuse

Poor turnout with Mr Power too busy siphoning the gross national product of Germany into his post office account , Mr Hull probably off camping and Doc Lewis with no sick note. Old reliable PS was there to try and improve on Thriller performance and hoping for a few...

Just The three of us

I was going to title this “New Paul loses virginity in threesome” but your filthy minds would have jumped to the wrong conclusions and search engines would have gone into free-fall . Quite simply there were three of us , John (SCO) , COC and New Paul ,...