The Prodigal Son Returns

Having  saved Germany from itself  Cormac finally made it out today , he claimed to be in poor form but was noted at the front on most occasions. Meanwhile in the groupetto Robbie was secret training for “The Rock” , apparently his camelback was filled with lead so when he hits France he will be unbeatable.He would need to get his bike sorted before that as he had to borrow my spare today and by the time Mr Power had serviced it Mr Scullion had arrived ..and you know what that means.
Newby Peter joined us today also ,having turned up last Tuesday expecting a gentle spin only to meet Doc Lewis and Rowan , it cant have been pretty! A duet of Cuchulainn riders made up the bunch with PS and John (SCO) failing to provide sick notes.

Route was Sallys , Knockshee , road , Formal , home . A few hardy perennials went off on the trails for more .

Slaughter date is set for 20th OCTOBER be there ...

Shop for Jerseys is now CLOSED and will reopen in about 10 years . Blame Brexit .

The Old Jet Lag Excuse

Poor turnout with Mr Power too busy siphoning the gross national product of Germany into his post office account , Mr Hull probably off camping and Doc Lewis with no sick note.
Old reliable PS was there to try and improve on Thriller performance and hoping for a few gems of advice from COC . Scullion returned following USA trip where he was no doubt selling his services to Mr Trumpet . There were no photos of course as the man who has never taken a bad photo could never be seen with the man who has never taken a good one.

It was gentle spin with much productive talk on how to solve Brexit /Northern Ireland /The Pope / World peace etc etc .

Castle bog , red bog , Fallow loop , trails to home with a bit of sliart 😉

Just The three of us

I was going to title this “New Paul loses virginity in threesome” but your filthy minds would have jumped to the wrong conclusions and search engines would have gone into free-fall .

Quite simply there were three of us , John (SCO) , COC and New Paul , hence threesome and Paul managed a clear run for the first time on climb at Batts wall. Our reputation is as ever retained.

A gentle spin today in the absence of the Powerful one , Castle bog which is riding extra well, down to the ford and over the old route at red bog , Its years since we started building on that and now someone has taken up the mantle. Lost John here and headed out trails back to ford and home with good speed .

It would appear that the child of Prague was indeed re-housed and the mountain is looking all the better for it with the heather coming into bloom beautifully.

COC

Would the person who put the child of Prague out and forgot about him please bring him in.

Another glorious day with the mountain as dry as dust . I’m getting close to looking forward to just a little rain . John (SCO) returned after a long absence as did Paddy Good-fellow .

Mr Power had an Ardrock preparation head on and had planned a 1500 m climb for us . Unfortunately he had not tabled this at the AGM and Kenny called him out of order .

Two clean rounds on the switchbacks , Mr Power by the traditional route and COC by the apparently disallowed right hand route …PAH!

Mast was next stop then out to Fern Gully which it has to be said was very ferny , we nearly lost John (SCO) , New Paul was still bleeding after an earlier fall so we could follow the trail of blood to find him!

Back up Sallys to the bridge , turning right out towards knockshee , back towards Fallow by bath and up again to the mast . Then home for some but more climbing for Mr Power and Robbie up Ballynagelty before home .I wonder did he hit his target?.

“The Hill That Keeps On Giving”…Glenloughan Lane

Given the forecast a good spin was in order .With Mr Power shredding himself at enduro practice and Mr Hull on nappy duty ,It was left to PS,Herself , COC, The Late Mr Scullion ( yes he was) and Doc Lewis ( less half a toe-nail) to make up the numbers . Also joined for the first time by Richie who n his FB messages appeared concerned he might not keep up…Ha! Flyin Machine . Look out Mr Power .

The Route took us up giants pad , Low fallow corner , down along the river to nurses cottage , road to Glenloughan lane , up Finlieve , back down to Formal , Milltown lane , losing a few early birds here and Tim who was suffering after near self amputation. PS , Richie and COC then headed back up Kilfeaghan lane in order to appease Mr powers request for at least 1000m climbing . Over shoulder of knockshee , across Sallys to Ballynagelty and home by viewpoint and river walk . A mega spin . Mountain as dry as it ever has been . Mr Scullion was full of music today with a “hey Jude” ear worm .

1300m of climbing should keep Mr P quiet .